Bagger T-Shirts

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Checkout. I can't tell you to take paper or plastic -- baggers can't be choosers.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I shop, therefore I am."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Utility Chic.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'I'm staying in college long enough to master bookkeeping, then fake the rest.'

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

It feels good to be first...

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

Loud Mouth Bass.

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

"I shop therefore I am!"

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

'Need any help with packing?'