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Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'

Loud Mouth Bass.

Local Knowledge

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Fishing

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Making Things Pleasant.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Fisherman and sea monster

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

"Go big or go home."

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

'Don't let it go!'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

It feels good to be first...