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'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Local Knowledge

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"He's a keeper!"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Fishing

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Fisherman get a good catch.

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Making Things Pleasant.

Fisherman and sea monster

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"Go big or go home."

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

'Don't let it go!'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."