Fitness Bragger T-Shirts

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Content Creator

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Weight Gain Denial

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Motor-blender.

Stork doing weight training.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Good coffee."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'