Fitness Bragger T-Shirts

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

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Weight Gain Denial

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Stork doing weight training.

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Motor-blender.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Good coffee."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'