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"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Jesus Christ

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Caution Fragile

A Grumble Bee

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

Loud Mouth Bass.

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

'She's already gotten a job offer from Microsoft!'

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'