Boatman Mugs

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

People being taken sailing are startled to find that the artillery are practising around them

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to annoy strangers."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Are we there yet?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Do you mind?"

"The hyenas started it."

"They're comfortable."

Build a Raft

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'