Boatswain Mugs

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Wrong leadership.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."