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Hydrofoil wing boat.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

The Perfect Cannonball

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Wrong leadership.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."