Boatswain's Mate T-Shirts

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Watching Sea Life.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Here's the junk mail.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Becalmed yachts

"We've lost the remote."

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Summon the beavers to the poop deck, pronto!"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'He was born to the sea.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Vikings at their Workstations.

"I'm tempted to pull up the gangplank and go too, but I have my orders."

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge