Boatman Prints

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

People being taken sailing are startled to find that the artillery are practising around them

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to annoy strangers."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"They're comfortable."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

A vampire in a canoe.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fishing with God

Boat wedding.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'