Back Pain Sympathizer Gifts

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

Lumbar support animal

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Too hard?"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Hazard of texting

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

'Ooh, that's better!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Chiropractor

Before I can get back to work, I have to get my back to work!

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'