Back Pain Sympathizer Pillows

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

Lumbar support animal

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"Too hard?"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

Hazard of texting

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Chiropractor

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'