Feet Sympathizer Pillows

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

"Every night, I feel so used."

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

"You may lick my feet. You may not suck my toes."

Fallen Arches

Podiatrist

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

Foot Injury