Back-ache Buster Gifts

'...For ruining my client's weekends and his lower back pain. See you in court.'

Lumbar support animal

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Too hard?"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

'Ooh, that's better!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

"It's done wonders for my back!"

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Tooth ache.

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

'Looks like rain.'

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"I found this great chiropractor!"