Back-ache Buster Gifts

'...For ruining my client's weekends and his lower back pain. See you in court.'

Lumbar support animal

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Too hard?"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Tooth ache.

"Thanks for switching. My back was killing me."

'Looks like rain.'

"It's done wonders for my back!"

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"I found this great chiropractor!"

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'