Back Health Buff Gifts

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Lumbar support animal

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Zika Mosquitos

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"It's a plant based solution."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.

'It's some sort of side effect of swine flu!'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

Doctor to man: 'Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not covered in your health plan.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.

'What a year! No sooner do I get rid of one cod than, somehow or other, I catch another one.'

"Yes, this is the wait room. But it's not for exercising."

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

Plastic surgeon - 'Cancel all my other appointments,please.'