Dealing With Back Issues Gifts

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Too hard?"

Hazard of texting

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

"It's done wonders for my back."

Chiropractor

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

'Pardon my back.'