Dealing With Back Issues Pillows

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"How'd it happen?

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Too hard?"

Hazard of texting

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good.

"It's done wonders for my back."

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Ooh, that's better!'

Chiropractor

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

'Pardon my back.'