Recovering From A Back Injury Pillows

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

En garde!

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Time Out For Teddy

Being Serenading in Casualty

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'