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'It's already been four minutes!'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Cookery Lesson.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

French bread

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Just call me Delia...'

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"I think the chef is depressed again."