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'It's already been four minutes!'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Cookery Lesson.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

French bread

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Just call me Delia...'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'