Baby Stories Gifts

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'She's just great with the children.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Well did he?"

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"There's nothing wrong with my car. . ."

Tooth fairy

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Baby Bear.