Baby Stories Pillows

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'She's just great with the children.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Well did he?"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Baby Bear.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Tooth fairy