Funny Baby Moments Gifts

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

A baby in court

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"This does not make us friends."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"Baby FOMO."

Was it just a dream?

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'