Funny Baby Moments Mugs

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"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

A baby in court

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"This does not make us friends."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

Was it just a dream?

"Baby FOMO."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'