Baby's First Pet Gifts

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'That was fun!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Cat Nip.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Super hero dog.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Guess who netted it.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'What's that humming sound?'