First Pet Adoption Gifts

Hamster.

"Pick me!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."