First Pet Adoption Gifts

Hamster.

"Pick me!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"