Getting A First Pet Gifts

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'I promised him he could have a pet.'

"Gracie, remember when I got you this fish? You promised you'd take care of it. Do you know how many times Worf here would have died if I hadn't fed him?"

'In case my son hates the clown fish, is this bowl microwaveable?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Mum! Billy ate all the ants in my ant-farm!'

"Gracie's been asking for a pet again."

"She's not just your first dog. She's a security question for life!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cat box"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Man's best friends."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."