Baby's First Pet T-Shirts

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'That was fun!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

A man and his dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Foster failure

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Super hero dog.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'What's that humming sound?'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Guess who netted it.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'