First Christmas With A Pet T-Shirts

This was Rover's very first Christmas. . . no one could tell him he was barking up the wrong tree!

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Dog wearing a cone

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"