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'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'That was fun!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Super hero dog.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'They're dog roses!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Guess who netted it.'

"It makes me want to pee."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'What's that humming sound?'