First Pet T-Shirts

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Safe at last! I was terrified Rex would knock over one of their priceless antiques!'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"I'm confused. We were trained to do our business outside, but then they bring in a tree that glows."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

'She was a bargain and came with extras - SIX pups!'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

Children with pets.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Dad, I want a pet!

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Actually, make that a double cream."