Pet T-Shirts

"Laura! Laura! Wake up — I just had the worst nightmare!"

"The three of us. We’re a pod."

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"

"Me, I love it when it's just my master and me in the car: I can ride shotgun..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Pick me!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'