Pet Dogs T-Shirts

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Man sees couch full of dog, sign says 'No Vacancy'.

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A Good Batch.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"