Birth Of Pets Gifts

Puppies

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Man's best friends."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

Whoa

Raised by Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Puppy Love

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"And here are today's categories...."