Birth Of Pets Pillows

Puppies

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Man's best friends."

Raised by Dogs

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Puppy Love

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."