Expecting Pets Pillows

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

"Pick me!"

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

No littering...

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby, baby maker

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'