Expecting Pets Pillows

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

"Pick me!"

The Baby Walker

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

No littering...

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Ask me about my litter! !

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram