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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Whoa

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Batman's Baby

Maternity Ward

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter