Baby Care Amused Gifts

Romulus and Remus

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Young Gums

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

A baby in court

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Maternity Hospital

Pinata good bags.

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.