Baby Care Amused Pillows

Romulus and Remus

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Young Gums

A baby in court

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Preparing for a new arrival

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?