Baby Care Adventurer Gifts

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Preparing for a new arrival