Animal Care Adventurer Gifts

'Stop asking questions and get down here with the instrument...'

"Sure, we had dog walkers back in New York. . . I'd just never heard of snake walkers!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Haute Suture

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Support group for sheep.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."