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"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

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'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

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