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'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I mean...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby in Bike Basket

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Children playing around a water pump

Too Short Vacation Ahead