Baby Gear Adventurer Pillows

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's a Boy

'I mean...'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Baby in Bike Basket

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun