Baby Biker Humorist Pillows

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Which one is yours?"

"'Waaaaah, waaaaah!' is not an answer!"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

"Gee, my first man cave!"

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'