Baby Biker Humorist T-Shirts

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Gee, my first man cave!"

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'

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