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"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

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Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

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