Awkward Situation Laugh Seeker Pillows

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"Projectile hairballing."

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'