Awkward Moment Compassionate Pillows

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'