Awkward Moments Pillows

'Pleased to meet you.'

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

"Don't panic Maud - I've made the vicar a cup of tea."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Siri, search 'How to get out of a catastrophically bad first day'."

Showbiz Awards

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Speed Dating Disasters

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'