Awkward Interaction Aficionados Pillows

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

A man and a woman at a house party

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.