Awkward Interaction Aficionado Pillows

A man and a woman at a house party

She walks among us...

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Just don't be yourself."